Bigby's Bitchslap
(Evocation)

Range:  1 yard per level
Components:  V, S
Duration:  1 round + 1 round per 2 levels
Casting Time:  1
Area of Effect:  One bitch
Saving Throw:  Negates

This spell is the lesser known cousin of the Bigby's fist spells. It, upon casting, causes the victim (one bitch per level of the caster) to be struck by a stinging slap, disrupting any and all actions that were going to be taken by said bitch for that round, plus one round for every two levels of the caster. It also causes 1d4 points of ego damage to the bitch per every three levels of the caster. The verbal component of this spell is the uttering of the word, "Bitch" while enacting the somatic component of the spell, which is a strong forehanded swing (or backhanded, or both, all at DM's option).
This spell got its start when the apprentice Bigby and his close friends Bryan and Seth were all three simultaneously seriously peeved at several bitches (note: the lack of gender attached to the term "Bitch" is intentional. Yes, I'm covering my tail, but...) and concocted this spell as a revenge method. Bryan and Seth went on to become boot salesmen, and Bigby went on to become the seriously bad news that he is today. This spell has several serious uses, especially when dealing with any drow priestess, any elf or dwarf, and any ex-significant other. Finally, the only thing that is known to stop this spell is a wall of force, which only halves the effects.

